If Cameron could talk right now, I would first ask, “What’s so great about Left Boob?”

And then, “What’s so horrible about having your fingernails cut?”

Since I’ve had my nipples abused in so many ways since he’s been born, sometimes where I’d swear he was biting me if he had teeth to bite, I wondered how I’d know when he actually bites me. It turns out the scream before I had time to consciously react gave it away.

I screamed.

He laughed.

I gave him a stern, “No” and set him down.

He cried.

I wondered why he was crying when I was the one being used as a chew toy!

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