{"id":1002,"date":"2018-03-21T05:34:53","date_gmt":"2018-03-21T05:34:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.whimsicallycrazy.com\/?p=1002"},"modified":"2018-03-21T05:34:53","modified_gmt":"2018-03-21T05:34:53","slug":"1002","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.whimsicallycrazy.com\/?p=1002","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p>In the locker room at the Y a girl asked me to help fasten her swimming suit (which I did) and put on her swim cap (which I did).  Then she asked me, excitedly, &#8220;Do you have a *baby*?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;No, just that one,&#8221; I said pointing at the four year-old in the shower.<\/p>\n<p>I assume she thought I was pregnant.  Luckily I&#8217;ve actually trained myself out of being embarrassed by that misconception, by mentally turning it around to a &#8216;How embarrassing that must be for *you* to have made such a major social faux pas!&#8217;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>In the locker room at the Y a girl asked me to help fasten her swimming suit (which I did) and put on her swim cap (which I did). Then she asked me, excitedly, &#8220;Do you have a *baby*?&#8221; &#8220;No, &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.whimsicallycrazy.com\/?p=1002\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1002","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.whimsicallycrazy.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1002","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.whimsicallycrazy.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.whimsicallycrazy.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.whimsicallycrazy.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.whimsicallycrazy.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1002"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.whimsicallycrazy.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1002\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1003,"href":"https:\/\/www.whimsicallycrazy.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1002\/revisions\/1003"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.whimsicallycrazy.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1002"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.whimsicallycrazy.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1002"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.whimsicallycrazy.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1002"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}