{"id":628,"date":"2013-05-16T05:35:46","date_gmt":"2013-05-16T05:35:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.whimsicallycrazy.com\/?p=628"},"modified":"2013-05-16T05:35:46","modified_gmt":"2013-05-16T05:35:46","slug":"628","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.whimsicallycrazy.com\/?p=628","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I was stopped at a light while out at lunch today when I was rear-ended by a car behind me.  Much like when I found myself falling off the exercise ball backwards in slow motion, the thought that went through my head was, &#8216;This can&#8217;t happen to me, I&#8217;m pregnant!&#8217;  Unlike the exercise ball incident, I also was also thinking, &#8216;there&#8217;s no way this can be my fault.&#8217;<\/p>\n<p>The guy was very apologetic and gave me his info.  I was mostly in shock, and scared, because at the moment I got hit I started feeling pain in my stomach.  I called the midwives as soon as I got to a parking lot and they had me come in to check the heartbeat.<\/p>\n<p>I was getting impatient for my next appointment to hear proof again that the baby is okay, but this isn&#8217;t how I intended to do it.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m supposed to relax tonight, and watch for any signs of a problem (bleeding, worse cramping) but everything should be fine.<\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p>In not exactly related news, I just can&#8217;t believe how good Arby&#8217;s tastes to me now.  Roast beef, curly fries, and my daily allotment of caffeinated drink.  (Iced tea today.)  I feel a little lost when I go in because I don&#8217;t really eat fast food, and I have to stare at the menu trying to figure out how to get the most amount of meat (since I&#8217;m going to throw out the buns) without looking like a glutton.<\/p>\n<p>Maybe when I&#8217;m really pregnant I can just point at my stomach and say, &#8220;Give me meat.&#8221;  But by then, I&#8217;ll probably be on to a new random pregnancy craving.<\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p>I found the instructions that came with the free sling so I put it on properly and came at Morgan&#8230; she gave me such a priceless look of horror that I left her alone until after dinner.  Later when she was in a more cuddly mood I got some cuteness.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/pictures\/Morgan_sling.jpg\"><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I was stopped at a light while out at lunch today when I was rear-ended by a car behind me. Much like when I found myself falling off the exercise ball backwards in slow motion, the thought that went through &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.whimsicallycrazy.com\/?p=628\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-628","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.whimsicallycrazy.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/628","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.whimsicallycrazy.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.whimsicallycrazy.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.whimsicallycrazy.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.whimsicallycrazy.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=628"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"http:\/\/www.whimsicallycrazy.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/628\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":635,"href":"http:\/\/www.whimsicallycrazy.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/628\/revisions\/635"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.whimsicallycrazy.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=628"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.whimsicallycrazy.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=628"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.whimsicallycrazy.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=628"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}