{"id":14,"date":"2012-03-02T23:18:24","date_gmt":"2012-03-03T07:18:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/whimsicallycrazy.wordpress.com\/?p=14"},"modified":"2012-03-02T23:18:24","modified_gmt":"2012-03-03T07:18:24","slug":"14","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.whimsicallycrazy.com\/?p=14","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The new gastroenterological patient, upon hearing words like &#8216;rectal meds&#8217;, breaths a big sigh of relief when the doctor says she doesn&#8217;t think those will be necessary.<\/p>\n<p>The experienced IBD patient (Ulcerative Colitis in my case) who has gone months and months without any improvement is willing to say &#8220;I&#8217;ll stick anything wherever you want, as long as it helps.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>And that is the story of how I ended up with a scarily large box of medicinal enemas in the bathroom cupboard.<\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p>These aren&#8217;t the kind of enemas you&#8217;d buy at the drug store by the way, which is what most people (including myself in the past) would think of.\u00a0 They&#8217;re meant to be used before bed and the medicine absorbs overnight.\u00a0 They&#8217;re not horrible if you can keep a sense of humor about the situation.  But since I got to near remission without using them for a while I&#8217;m hoping I can keep ignoring them in the future.\u00a0 It&#8217;s not actually the sticking what\/where that I have an issue with, but how I seem to feel it rumbling around the next day, until the leftovers find their way back out, which in my mind falls under causing the same problems it&#8217;s supposed to fix.<\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p>So I&#8217;ve been going around the apartment looking for <em>all<\/em> of my drugs, things like prescription face wash for my rosacea, to see what is and isn&#8217;t safe for pregnancy.  I keep a newer, stronger one from the dermatologist (pregnancy class C) by the sink, and my old one in the shower so I didn&#8217;t waste it after it was replaced.  I grabbed the shower bottle this morning to check what exactly it was and the label says Perrigo.<\/p>\n<p>Wait that sounds familiar&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>I checked the other bathroom and yep, it&#8217;s the same brand that makes my enemas.<\/p>\n<p>I don&#8217;t think I wanted to make that connection.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The new gastroenterological patient, upon hearing words like &#8216;rectal meds&#8217;, breaths a big sigh of relief when the doctor says she doesn&#8217;t think those will be necessary. The experienced IBD patient (Ulcerative Colitis in my case) who has gone months &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.whimsicallycrazy.com\/?p=14\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-14","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.whimsicallycrazy.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.whimsicallycrazy.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.whimsicallycrazy.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.whimsicallycrazy.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.whimsicallycrazy.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=14"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.whimsicallycrazy.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.whimsicallycrazy.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=14"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.whimsicallycrazy.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=14"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.whimsicallycrazy.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=14"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}